Thursday, June 19, 2008

Thursday - This Is Your Spell: How To Change Someone Into A Frog...

Can a witch truly turn someone into a frog or toad? You know a little, green, wart-covered hoppy creature..? I'd have to say NO. Not physically. Yet the stereotypical witch is constantly threatening to do so, and cartoon & hollywood witches do it fairly regularly. Ahhhh the magic of make believe! No, we can't actually make a person become a little, green, wart-covered hoppy creature. But, a witch, using magic, can cause someone to start displaying the characteristics of a frog or toad. I don't remember where I got this, (if it came from YOU, please let me know so I can credit you), but it has been in my collection for quite some time :). I haven't yet had cause to use it, but you never know when something like this might come in handy *grin* Without further ado, here's how:


Image from TeachNETT 2000

How to change someone into a frog.

SUPPLIES
Four blue candles (represent water, the frog's home)
Incense (lotus or another flower incense is good)
A small aquarium or a clear glass bowl with a screen lid (you can use a cake rack)
Picture of the person to be turned into a frog
Bugs or mealworms (preferably alive)
One live frog
Catch a frog. Put the frog and a little water in the aquarium or bowl. Place the candles around the bowl and light them. Light the incense. Slip the picture face up under the container where it will absorb frog energy.

Stop laughing.

Stand facing east and say, "I call upon the spirits of the frogs from the lakes and ponds and swamps in the east to come and witness a birth of one of their own."
Face south, west, and north in turn and recite the words aloud again, substituting the proper direction into each incantation.

Stop laughing.

Now concentrate on the frog. See the frog's energy, and the picture under the glass. See the energy oozing from the frog into the picture, becoming the picture. See the person in the picture slowly changing until he (or she) takes on the form, habits, and personality of a frog.
Now take the picture and face the east, saying, "Frogs in the east, hear my voice! Behold! Another is born into the watery realm of your kingdom!" Repeat this affirmation for south, west and north, substituting the name of the proper direction each time.

Stop laughing.

Feed the bugs to the frog in thanks for his help. Take the frog back to where you caught him and free him. Send the picture to the person upon whom you have placed your spell and who now has frog habits. Send him pictures of frogs. He will dream of being in a swamp and
eating bugs. He will begin doing froggy things. He will get a reputation of being weird.

Now you can laugh....


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2 comments:

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Dawtch said...

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