Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday This is Your Spell - Truth/Gossip

"How do you deal with a liar?" is a question recently asked in one of the groups I am a member of. Personally I have found face to face confrontation, with the liar and the person lied to, to be most effective for me. I tend to use magic as a last resort, but sometimes, all other roads have reached a dead end, so to the spell book I go.

I am including four spells today, with differing levels of "intensity," so to speak. The first is directed at the caster to help you deal with your anger and frustration, and should be done before resorting to any other. If you find it ineffective, then it would indicate that maybe another step is required.

The second is an attempt to get the lies to stop - but the necessary supplies aren't going to be easy to obtain :) The third spell is one I created, using parts of an existing spell I found somewhere... to help out with some personal issues in my family, and is designed to simply make the troublemaker leave your sphere of existence. This, again is not an easy spell, and will require you to invest much time and energy. I can testify that it works, however, from personal experience.

The last spell, well it's a little more hardcore. It is similar to the third, but requires a lot more "angry" energy. I personally find it hard to maintain enough anger, long enough, to work a spell like this. It is both mentally and physically draining on me.

PLEASE remember, when working spells, you are sending energy into the universe, and opening yourself up to consequences. Before you do a spell like this, look at the possible outcomes from all angles, and determine if you're willing to pay the possible price required...Also, the last three are not for situations that are less than extremely serious, and should not be undertaken lightly, nor should they be used because "so and so isn't your friend anymore," but rather only if you fear for yourself or your safety...

This one is a good substitute for a hex, When your fear or anger tempts you in that direction. This spell works more on you than it does the other person. It allows you to take charge of the situation, calms you down so you can find a solution.

Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,

I will curse you if you force me to

By the left hand and the unclean food,

I'll curse your eyes, I'll curse your lies

I'll call down a plague of flies,

Blood go black and flesh go blue

Evil from me and back to you,

My soul clean and yours on fire

You fuck with a witch you get burned, liar

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE SPELL

from Silver's Spells For Protection' by Silver Ravenwolf

Supplies: a pair of underpants with the name of the offending party written on the crotch with black marker;

a bottle of the hottest Tabasco sauce you can find;

a bit of thistle and nettles;

cinquefoil;

black pepper;

rubbing alcohol;

a long match;

an old cauldron or outside grill.

Instructions: Pour the Tabasco sauce on the crotch of the underwear. Let dry. Sprinkle with herbs and black pepper. Sprinkle with a bit of alcohol. Use a long match to light. Burn in an old cauldron/outside grill. As the underwear burns say:

"(the person's name), I've had enough

I rise above you, I've gotten tough

The wagging tongues of flame bite back

I refuse to take your hateful flack

Your lies become a conflagration

Bringing you to degradation

Your deceit recedes it's clinging grasp

And I am free - the truth at last!"

Scatter the ashes off your property.

Troublemaker Begone Spell

Cayenne Pepper

White Pepper

Chili Powder

Jalapeno Pepper

Crushed Red Pepper

Wooden (kitchen type) matches ( break off tops so you only have the sulphur part)

Sm. Container with lid preferably a jar or Tupperware type you can get rid of (an empty baby food jar works great)

Fill jar with equal parts cayenne, white pepper, chili powder, jalapeno pepper, crushed red peppers, and match tops. Leave a bit of room for shaking movement. Place lid on container and shake thoroughly to mix well, taking care not to get on skin or inhale.On a piece of paper, write first and last name, fold 3X and place well down in jar. Place lid on container and shake vigorously while saying:

Be gone from here,

Find you happiness elsewhere Dear,

You wish us ill, we wish you well,

Heed the message of this spell.

In a far away town your fortune find,

Leave this one forever behind.

This is our wish, powered three by 3,

As we will, So mote it be.

Then spend a short period of time visualizing the person excited, packing her vehicle happily, settling her affairs, quitting her job, saying good-byes, and driving away anticipating a great future ahead.

Leave Me The Fuck Alone Spell

This person needs to drop off your radar for good. You make a poppet, maybe from a sock or t-shirt you nipped from their house, maybe you stuffed the poppet with a few of their hairs or a discarded toenail, or you wrote their birth date, time, and location on the poppet with a Sharpie. You drop a little (lot) of asafoetida into its mouth along with some slippery elm bark and a small screw, then sew it shut. You write your legitimate grievances on the poppet with that Sharpie and sprinkle liberally with skanky vinegar or your own urine. Rub it in cat litter before you clean out the box. You speak the magic words:

As you sow, so shall you reap,

Karma doesn't ever sleep

[name] you did me wrong,

While I aided you along

Now your luck has gone bye-bye,

Stuck a needle in your eye

I now see just what you are,

And where you're at I will be far

Karmic balance has a scale,

To make things right it cannot fail

Now it weighs you, sooner than late,

But I am here to shape your fate!

By your foot and mouth and hand,

Over water, on the land

Your comeuppance shall rebound,

Dues of your deeds all around

What you send comes back you see,

As I will it, so mote it be!!!

You abuse the poppet in your rage to release your catharsis. You tie two small mirrors on either side of the poppet facing it with black string, place it in a paper sack, and then place that in a big plastic freezer bag. You freeze the sucker for a full moon cycle. Then, without much ceremony, you casually toss the whole thing over your right shoulder into a dumpster and walk away, never turning back.

Disclaimer: No one involved in this blog or its contents may be held responsible for any adverse reactions arising from following any of the instructions/recipes on this list. It is the reader's personal responsibility to exercise all precautions and use his or her own discretion if following any instructions or advice from this blog.

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